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== Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words Synopsis ==
Season 20: Episode Six
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Homer exploits Lisa's crossword puzzle talent to make money
== Act I ==
=== Scene 1 ===
//Outside the Simpson residence//
Bart and Lisa are selling lemonade but no one is buying.  Bart puts a dollar in 
the jar to make it look like others have bought before. Suddenly, everyone 
shows up.
=== Scene 2 ===
Homer sees the lemonade and wants to buy some but he has no cash.  He decided 
to go to Moes instead but his car won't start so he borrows Lisa's bike.  On 
the way the bike gets stuck in his butt crack.
=== Scene 3 ===
//Moe's Tavern//
Homer walks into Moe's bar and begins talking.  Moe tells him to be quite 
because they're listening to Mrs. Crabapple break up with Seymour Skinner, who 
are both sitting in a booth.
=== Scene 4 ===
Seymour doesn't understand that Mrs. Edna Crabapple is trying to break up with 
him.  She gives up and asks some guys at the bar to break up for her and she'll 
buy them a beer.  Homer takes the offer.
=== Scene 5 ===
Homer gently lets Seymour down and Seymour is happy after Homer tells him how 
great his life is compared to his [ custom 
=== Scene 6 ===
Seymour leaves and the barflies, Lenny, Karl, and Moe tell him he did a great 
job breaking them up, that he made him feel better than when he was going out 
with her.  Larry asks him to break up for him.  
=== Scene 7 ===
Doreen, Lenny's girlfriend, walks into the bar.  Lenny hides.  Homer sits next 
to her and tells her that Lenny is dead, she's sad then he breaks the truth and 
says the next news won't sound so bad.
=== Scene 8 ===
//In front of the Simpson Residence//
[ Leicester Bank]
[ Loans Unsecured Bad Credit]
[ Loans Guarantor]
[ Loan Hsbc]
[ loan natwest]
[ Personal Unsecured Loans Bad Credit]
[ Loans Sainsburys]
[ Loans Aa]
[ Loans Asda]
[ Loans Egg]
[ Loans Abbey]
[ Alliance Loan]
[ Unsecured Loans Guaranteed]
[ Loans Very Bad Credit]
Bart and Lisa are still selling lemonade and there are kids demanding more of 
it.  Maggie is making more lemonade by mixing up powder in the kiddie pool.
=== Scene 9 ===
A city representative shuts down the lemonade stand because Bart and Lisa don't 
have a vendor's license.  Bart tries to bribe the official with 35 cents.  He 
tells them to go take a form to the city office to get a license for 
[ custom dissertation].  Then two men 
come with axes and break down the stand.
== Act Two ==
=== Scene 10 ===
//Bureau of Licenses and Permits//
With a long line, the city official is too busy because he's doing a crossword
puzzle. Dr. Hibbert is holding a surgical saw and has blood on his scrubs
because he said he needs his license and it ran out in the middle of surgery.
The crowd grows restless.  Lisa goes up and finishes his crossword puzzle and
tells him to give her licesne license to her.
=== Scene 11 ===
//Simpson Residence//
Homer answers the phone.  On the other line Homer's gay college roommate from 
Freshman year, Grady, calls him and says he wants Homer to break up for him 
because he found someone else, who we see is the Duff guy coming out of the 
shower.  Homer hangs up and tells Marge he's going to a hard-core gay club and 
won't be home until three in the morning.  She tells him to have fun and he 
=== Scene 12 ===
//Lisa's Room (evening)//
Lisa is playing crossword puzzles under her covers with a flashlight.  Bart 
walks in and says she has finally gone "fruit loops".  Lisa uses all 
of his insults as answers to her crossword.  She realizes that BART is San 
Francisco's people mover and Bart puns, "speaking of San Francisco's 
people mover" and there's a quick cut to the next scene.
=== Scene 13 ===
//Gay Club Dancefloor//
With loud electronic music, Homer is dancing with Grady's lover and tells him 
he's going to break up with him.  He realizes that the "seven 
minutes" he'll go without love will be bearable with the way Homer broke 
the news to him.  Homer asks everyone in the floor if they want him to help 
them get rid of a special someone.  Half the floor raises their hand and he 
tells them to move to the right, meeting up with a new partner.
=== Scene 14 ===
//Simpson Residence (day)//
Lisa walks into a room holding the crossword puzzle and tells her mom she loves 
crossword puzzles.  Marge thinks she's involved with another religion and that 
it's a fad.  Grandpa is also there and says he's been doing them for a long 
time too and still does the Springfield Shopper puzzle.  Lisa says the only 
real test of skills is the New York Times puzzle by Will Shorts.
=== Scene 15 ===
//School Bus//
Lisa is going to school and draws some letters on the condensated window.  
She's not happy with what she sees.  As she goes through Springfield she looks 
at the signs and makes crossword puzzles out of the names in ecstacy.  Otto 
looks over her shoulder saying how wonderful it really is.  Bart asks who is 
driving the bus and Otto asks "what bus?"
=== Scene 16 ===
//Nuclear Plant - Homer's Safety Console//
Homer answers the phone "Sweet Conclusions, Break-up Service".  He 
disposes of their loved one tenderly.
=== Scene 17 ===
A) At a ballgame, someone proposes to Miss Hoover through the jumbotron.  
Homer's appearance shows up on the screen and blows it up with another message 
that says "she wants to see other people."
B) At a wedding, a man lifts the veil and it's Homer and he sadly shakes his 
head "no".
C) At a tattoo parlor, Snake is getting a girls name and "for ever" 
tattooed onto his back.  Homer grabs the pen and adds an "n" to 
"for N ever".
=== Scene 18 ===
//Springfield Elementary - Schoolyard//
Lisa is making a crossword puzzle in the hopscotch section of the schoolyard.  
Superintendent Chalmers asks Lisa what she's doing, perhaps vandalizing.  Lisa 
tells him and he admits he's a "puzzle head" too and says it helps 
him to relax after dealing with Skinner.  He gives her a flier to attend a 
crossword puzzle.  Lisa is ecstatic.
=== Scene 19 ===
//Homer Residence (night) - Homer's bedroom//
Homer and Marge are in bed ready to sleep.  Homer is holding money and 
explaining how he makes so much money helping people break up.  Marge is 
disgusted and said he makes it too easy for people to break up over a 
"rough patch".  She asks him what if someone was there to break them 
everytime she had his doubts about him.  She turns off the lights and goes to 
bed. Homer stays up wondering.
=== Scene 20 ===
With Marge sleeping, later the spirits of the relationships Homer killed visit 
him.  He then sees the babies the couples would have had.  Then he sees 
furniture and a dresser tells him they're the antiques those couples would have 
bought together.  Homer is distraut. Homer wakes up in a nightmare and it wakes 
Marge up.  He tells her he's getting out of the break-up business and he 
doesn't think he'll sleep soundly again.  Marge tries to calm him but he 
already fell back to sleep.
== Act Three ==
=== Scene 21 ===
//Springfield Hyatt Hotel Crossword Championship//
People are playing their puzzles on large boards across the room.  Lisa and 
Homer walks in.  Homer pretends like he enjoys it and then he leaves and goes 
to the hotel bar.
=== Scene 22 ===
//Hotel Bar//
Homer walks in and see that they're watching the championship on a screen in the
bar.  Homer asks what they're doing.  They say they're making it fun by betting
on it.  Homer takes his cash from his break-up business and puts all his money
on [ Lisa Alloju] and an Asian kid.
=== Scene 23 ===
Lisa writes on a board and says "she won" and the camera pulls back 
from the screen and Homer says he won and like any prudent gambler, he knows 
when to walk away: never.
=== Scene 24 ===
a) Lisa is writing more words on the puzzle.
b) Homer wins more cash.
c) Repeat
d) Repeat
e) The Simpson clan sit in the championship cheering for their daughter wearing 
shirts "L" "I" "S" "A" but the way 
they're sitting it spells Ilsa.  The camera pulls back to reveal a German girl 
with a smile.  Homer moves a seat over and it correctly spells "Lisa" 
and the German girl's smile turns into a frown.
f) Lisa is writing more words on the puzzle.
g) Homer wins more cash.
h) Bart helps to train Lisa by feeding her alphabet soup.
i) Lisa is writing more words on the puzzle.
j) Homer wins more cash.
k) Lisa jumps on a trampoline to reach the top of the board.
l) The referee blows a whistle and tells everyone to take a break.
=== Scene 25 ===
//Hotel Bar//
Lisa walks in and excitedly tells her dad that she might win.  Homer says when 
she wins, he wins and that he'll explain that on his death-bed.  Lisa admits 
that it is about now when something so great is happening to her that she'll 
doubt she's worth it or undeserve it.  Homer asks if it will happen and she 
says it's practically a sure thing.  Homer looks over to the hotel bar and 
wonders if he should pull out of the betting now.  A woman walks in and tells 
the contestants to go to the boards.  Lisa tells Homer to wish her luck.  
=== Scene 26 ===
Homer brings a sack of money to the bartender and says he wants to change his 
bet and he's going to vote against his daughter.  The bartender says he'll take 
his money but won't look him in his eye.  Homer says he won't look him in his 
eye and they try to exchange the money but can't see what they're doing.
=== Scene 27 ===
//Conference Room//
The contest announcer says they're up to their last two contestants and before 
they begin he wants to show a film to celebrate the words recently taken out of 
the dictionary.
=== Scene 28 ===
Gil and Lisa talk to each other.  Gil is wearing glasses and gives a hard story 
about his wife who died two years ago and says she was the real crossword 
expert. Lisa says it's sad.  The buzzer starts and they each go to their 
boards.  Gil says he'll "spread some Qs around."   Then his glasses 
fall off.  Lisa sees it.  Gil says he let Shirley down.  Lisa grabs the glasses 
and sees there are no lenses in the glasses. Then turns and sees the Gil 
finished his board and the buzzer goes off.  Lisa loses.  Bart says "Lisa 
got hussled" and Lisa admits she "blew it again."
=== Scene 29 ===
//Hotel Bar//
Homer just saw Lisa lose on the screen and is happy because he wins.
=== Scene 30 ===
//Simpson Residence (morning)//
Bart and Lisa are waiting on the schoolbus.  Homer walks out of the house to 
his car while whistling.  On the way he picks up a flower and puts it on his 
shirt.  Bart says his dad is very happy and Lisa says something is different 
about him. She looks him over and sees he has metal tips in his shoelaces.  She 
asks him if he bumped into some money they don't know about.  Homer inhales 
because he's caught.  He says no.  She notices he got his hair highlighted (his 
two strands).  He said the sun did it. She then sees the car antennae was 
straightened and has a diamond on top of it and wants to know what's going on.  
Homer admits that he bet against her and that she'll understand when she places 
large bets against her own children and hopes she's not mad.  Lisa looks like 
she's about to cry but says she's not bad and walks into the house.
== Act Four ==
=== Scene 31 ===
a) Lisa is sitting in the dark in her room and Homer opens the door asking if 
she's sure she's not mad.  She says monotonely that she's not mad while looking 
straight ahead.
b) At the school playground Lisa is jumping rope and Homer gets in with her and 
asks her the same question.  She says calmly she's not mad.
c) In the backyard at a tea party with Lisa, Homer grabs Lisa's teddy bear and 
asks the teddy to ask Lisa if she's mad.  As if the bear answered, Homer asks 
if he said that he knows women and that when women say they're not mad that 
they're madder than ever.  The camera pulls back and we see that Lisa is no 
longer at the tea party.  Homer asks the bear to drive him home because he's a 
little drunk.
=== Scene 32 ===
//Elementary School - Hallway//
Homer brings Lisa a gift to school and tries to give it to her as she opens her
locker.  She slams the door and screams that he stopped being her dad when he
bet against her and that she only has a mom and is taking her name. She shows
him a notebook to write [ essays] of hers that had
"Lisa Simpson" on the front with "Simpson" scratched out and
"Bouvier" written below it.  Homer gets on his knees and yells
=== Scene 33 ===
//Moe's Tavern//
Homer drinks a beer and tells the guys that Lisa is mad and is using Marge's 
maiden name instead of his.  Moe tells him that he needs to do something nice 
to win her back.  Carl says she might not take back his name but there is still 
a chance she might take him back as a daddy.  Homer is happy and says no one 
gives advice better than childless drunks and leaves.
=== Scene 34 ===
Moe asks if the name Lisa Simpson is available and there's a lot of good will 
attached to that name and he's going to take it.  The phone rings and he 
answers, "Lisa's Taver, Lisa speaking."
=== Scene 35 ===
//Simpson Residence (day)//
Lisa is sitting on the couch watching television wearing a "Lisa B"
t-shirt.  Marge walks in holding a newspaper and says she's honored she took her
name but says it's not that great and the kids in high school used to call her
Marge Boobier. Lisa corrects her saying it was Jackie Kennedy's maiden name.
Marge said she never knew that.  Lisa asked her what she thought it was and
Marge said she thought it was Jackie O, like spaghetti-os, that she thought
that's where her money came from. from [ pos system].
She tries to cheer her up by giving her the NY Times Crossword Puzzle.  Lisa
doesn't want it but Marge said she could do it in a couple of hours.  Lisa said
it takes one hour and took it and walks out of the room.
=== Scene 36 ===
//Lisa's bedroom (43 minutes later)//
Lisa finishes the crossword puzzle and is enjoying the puns by Will Shorts and 
sees she finishes it in record-time.  She then notices in the crossword puzzle 
that there's a message [ 
custom essay] written in it "Dumb Dad Sorry For Stupid Bet".  She 
says it seems Homer must have planted that message.
=== Scene 37 ===
//Living Room//
Lisa asks her dad who is sitting on the couch drinking a beer if it's true that 
he planted a message in the puzzle. Homer admits that he had some help from 
Will Shorts, the NY Times crossword editor. He turns around in his chair and is 
in the room and another guy turns over and Lisa knows it's "master puzzle 
constructor Mural Regal".
=== Scene 38 ===
Lisa admits that she's "kinda touched". She's in obvious heaven with 
Shorts and Regle in the same room as her and can hardly speak, though.  Shorts 
tells her she didn't get the entire puzzle yet.  Lisa is a surprised and looks 
through it again and notices the first letters of the clues spell out a longer 
message.  Homer tells Lisa through the clues that Bouvier or Simpson, he 
cherishes her.  The song "Cherish" plays in the background.  Lisa 
forgives her dad and they hug.
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